number 1:

what if my father became an octopus and my brother  secretly wears a fabulous dress?

number 2:

is my friend exercising regularly at home? what if she is secretly jumping overly extended grand jetés while talking to me?

number 3:

what if my grandma became only legs with some weird purple greek guys running over them?

number 4:

what if when my friend’s screen is glitching he is actually being eaten by a huge colony of amoeba?